Salvador Sobral won Eurovision this year. He seems a nice person, sings well, and has a nice song.
BUT............... Someone needs to (a) teach him how to use a comb, and (b) tell him that having a top-knot hairstyle reduces his I.Q. by 75 points.
I mean, honestly: The guy is on the verge of looking like Homo neanderthalensis here (at the Smithsonian).