Monday, March 20, 2017

I saw the trailer for Tom Cruise's The Mummy.

(A) It sucks.

(B) This isn't a horror film about a mummy. It's about a supernatural Egyptian wizard who comes to life and uses her supernatural powers to threaten the world.

(C) The trailer seems to think audiences should be shock-and-awed by seeing actors bounce around in NASA's Vomit-Comet aircraft. We're not.

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