Dr. Frankenstein: I am a scientist, not a philosopher! You have a better chance of re-animating this scalpel than you would of mending broken nervous tissue!
Student: But what about your grandfather's work?
Dr. Frankenstein: My grandfather's work was doo-doo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life!!
[Frankenstein stabs himself in the leg with the scalpel]
Dr. Frankenstein: Class...is...dismissed...