Saturday, January 17, 2015
When I was about 13, I had the world's biggest crush on Patrick Labyorteaux. Mostly, it was because of teenage girl magazine photos like this, which showed him in a baby-doll T-shirt. Sometimes, they put him out there completely shirtless, and all my teenage body wanted to do was hug him and lick him and do sinful things with him. Later, he showed up in the movie Heathers as a mean jock, and he was nearly naked. I almost swooned.
Matthew, his little brother, I never quite liked. He was too cheeky for me.