"I mean, what the hell's the point of being a decent person when no one is? Let's be assholes and get rich!"
Sandy: I don't think he loves her.
Ken: Well, let's face it, she's not Mother Teresa. Gandhi would have strangled her...
"I've been kidnapped by KMart!"
"Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT Muffy!"
"Oh, I'm sorry she can't come to the phone right now... MY DICK'S IN HER MOUTH!!!
"You're going to be real popular in the boy's club. Make lots of new friends, not that you'll be able to see their faces..,."
"She just lies there... like a GUNNY SACK!"