Thursday, January 23, 2014
Justin Bieber was arrested for a DUI today, and allegedly admitted to possession of beer, pot, and illegal prescription drugs.
"I... I... I was trying to come up with a concoction that would make me into a real man," the pop singer squeaked to police. "Couldn't I have a little body hair? A voice below the dog-whistle range? My - my - my buddies say I could maybe be a man soon!"
Police said Bieber sexually propositioned three officers, and exposed himself to a detective. He was placed in the women's detention center.